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Crossword Puzzle Key

November / December 2019 ISSUE



What's so special about the Christmas alphabet?
There's Noel.

When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary.

What's red and white and goes up and down and up and down?
Santa Claus stuck in an elevator.

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
A pine-apple.

Who is never hungry on Christmas Day?
The turkey, because he's always stuffed.

Which one of Santa's reindeer can be seen on Valentine's Day?

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker was getting for Christmas?
Because he felt his presents.

When Santa Claus sets off from the North Pole on Christmas Eve, in which direction does he travel?
South. Everywhere is South from the North Pole.

What do you get if you cross a duck with some mistletoe?
A Christmas quacker.

Why is Rudolph so good at answering trivia questions?
He nose a lot.

What did the bald man say when he was given a comb for Christmas?
Thanks, I'll never part with it.

What do vampires put on their Christmas turkey?

8 holes
Fifth sister is playing chess with Kate

Wuzzle 1 Answers
1. Musically Inclined
2. Overcome the Odds
3. The Underdog
4. Cut Above the Rest
5. One Thing After Another
6. Waving Goodbye

Wuzzle 2 answers
1. Bags Under the Eyes
2. Firing Line
3. Snake in the Grass
4. One Step Ahead
5. Within Reason
6. More to it than Meets the Eye

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